Fellowatio

for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, why doesn't he get on his hands and knees and give me jolly good fellowatio.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

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requext

when you ask for something by text or sms,

he didn't even have the guts to call me, he just sent me a requext

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

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When having a cunt close by is a treat,

A girlfriend can give you her cunt as a treat

It was my birthday last week, my g/f gave me a cuntreat.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

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a term used to comment poorly on the quality of hash

this is gashhash, i wouldn't even let your mom smoke it

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

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a way to dry clothes, by wearing them

you're clothes are still wet...
I know, I'm body drying them

by jaffaw October 21, 2009

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the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying

you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

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1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term

1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

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