Jaffaw's definitions

backend of a Bus

a girl who doesn't look very good,

she looks like the end of a bus and not the good end; the backend of a bus,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Soggy Piss Flaps

when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex

I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

term in orifice

used to describe the amount of time a politician was banging his mistress,

alternatively a literal use
how long were you having sex

we were going at it all night, it was a long term in orifice, i even stood for re-erection!

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

requext

when you ask for something by text or sms,

he didn't even have the guts to call me, he just sent me a requext

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Jumping Jack

1. A common name for a flasher who is someone who flashes their genitals to a stranger (generally in the street)
2. A form of exercise similar to star jumpes

1. Oh god, did you hear about Nicole getting flashed by a jumping jack?
He flashed her and ran off.

2. Have you done your jumping jacks yet?

by jaffaw May 10, 2012

Wankoff

1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term

1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Paying Away

cheating on your partner by way of a paid partner

I'm paying away with a great tart

by jaffaw July 14, 2009