Jaffaw's definitions

Courting capture mode

the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying

you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Hotfoxing

the art and endeavour of chasing hot foxes

are you going to talk to her, she's out of your league.

Dude I'm hotfoxing, it's an art,

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

term in orifice

used to describe the amount of time a politician was banging his mistress,

alternatively a literal use
how long were you having sex

we were going at it all night, it was a long term in orifice, i even stood for re-erection!

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Soggy Piss Flaps

when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex

I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

acSHITdent

an accident involving shit

gosh, i've just had what feels like an acSHITdent, this is an emergingcy

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wank chart

it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank

Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Wankoff

1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term

1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff

by jaffaw July 14, 2009