sweatervest

A vest. That doesn't open in the front. Or something.It's a sweater. Only a vest.

Hence the name.

Extremely ugly, uncomfortable, and often associated with "nerds".

Since Johnny wore a different sweatervest everyday, people often called him a nerd without knowing what he was like on the inside. Now Johnny is a kick-ass pedo. Showed you all, didn't he?

by Jade November 14, 2004

mormon

The best religion in the whole world! They dont have boring church sessions. They have fun youth activities. They have hott missionary elders. They're the best! The only true church on earth. I don't see why anyone could hear about the church and not know it's true because it definitely is and if someone wants me to explain how i know its true i'll explain to them in a second. Theres a lot of false rumors about our beleifs which aren't true. We tend to be very nice people. There's a lot of mormons in Utah. Not many in some other places like in nova scotia. There's like, none. but its all good. I love the church, its amazing.

Look at those hott elders theyre so cool

by Jade August 21, 2005

Angst

Anxiety.

Actually, I associate this word with humor. It is just to funny. I mean. LISTEN TO IT: Angst.

Tibby called Mike an 'Angstaa Gangstaa', and I could not control my laughter in the least.

by Jade November 14, 2004

skeezing

asking someone out without knowing them very well, scaring Jade, being a perverted creep.

Dylan, stay away from me ur skeezing me out!

by Jade December 14, 2003

Yankees

1. all-time winningest franchise in US professional sports and buyers of 27 World Series championships (one was shipped to the wrong address and never returned)
2. an identified crime family centered in New York state
3. (chiefly Bostonian) (considered vulgar) see shit

The Boss "silenced" all investigators who dared search into the affairs of the Yankees.

by Jade December 09, 2003

Julian Casablancas

A lovely young man who enjoys the luxuries of vintage/garage styles and writing wonderful songs about love. Example New York City Cops. The Julian has a wonderful voice and pretty puppy dog eyes that match his hot-sex puppy thighs. He plays in a band that hails from New York city called The Strokes

Julian gazed at the crowd with his sexy eyes.

by Jade October 15, 2003

hockey

the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn't like it is on crack.
hott guys play hockey.
Jr A hockey rocks

fred-"hey u goin to the game tonite?" (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?)
bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"

by Jade March 21, 2005