Jade's definitions

YOLT

The man every guy strives to be. YOLT has a large cock, is 1337, and can "own" anyone. YOLT is the ultimate male.

YOLT is also the one who every woman wants to fuck.

YOLT ownz.

by Jade July 22, 2003

Lim

The stage between liking someone and loving them.

'I'm just so... in lim with him'

by Jade January 9, 2005

hell

springdale high school of Springdale AR

man, springdale high school is hell, especially that dump of a building trades class!!

by jade September 13, 2004

chenk

taken from the word chink/chinky used by white people to discriminate chinese people and used by chinese people to define another chinese person.

i don't think he's korean,he's a chenk.

by Jade February 9, 2004

god

An ideal that, whether one believes in it or not, has kept people talking for centuries past and future.

god exists, god exists not; god exists, god exists not.

by Jade May 25, 2003

darth vader

coolest freakin SITH LORD next darth maul. no one can compare to this dark lord of the force. And what the heck is up with an old fogey as an apprentice? what the heck is this crap!!!??? Get Count Dooku the heck outta here!!!

by jade June 21, 2003

sweatervest

A vest. That doesn't open in the front. Or something.It's a sweater. Only a vest.

Hence the name.

Extremely ugly, uncomfortable, and often associated with "nerds".

Since Johnny wore a different sweatervest everyday, people often called him a nerd without knowing what he was like on the inside. Now Johnny is a kick-ass pedo. Showed you all, didn't he?

by Jade November 14, 2004