Jade's definitions

Yankees

1. all-time winningest franchise in US professional sports and buyers of 27 World Series championships (one was shipped to the wrong address and never returned)
2. an identified crime family centered in New York state
3. (chiefly Bostonian) (considered vulgar) see shit

The Boss "silenced" all investigators who dared search into the affairs of the Yankees.

by Jade December 8, 2003

red nail polish

looks extremely fashionable and mod when applied to nails.

Red Nail Polish is the only nail polish there is.

by Jade October 14, 2003

kurt cobain

greatest rock legend of all time. MURDERED (probably by courtney love)...kurt is GOD.

evidence proving that he was murdered. tom grant murder case.

by Jade August 12, 2004

Grungers

Usually teenage or early twenties. People who listen to rock music and wear alternative clothing.

Nirvana are a grunge band.

by Jade April 17, 2004

ambidextrious

equal use of both left and right hands.

"I'm ambidextrious. I slap ass with both hands."- Ludacris

by Jade November 10, 2003

murderstab

A gesture that, similar to eyerolling, is used to show both kindness towards the recipient and displeasure in an action.

Has nothing to do with butcher knives.

Jade Murderstabbed Blaxi. Then, Cobalt, being quite uptight, yelled at her for it, not realizing what it meant.

by Jade January 21, 2005

Jensexual

When a female who is otherwise lesbian is attracted to, in love with and/or obsessed with David Jendro.

I'm not gay... I dunno. I'm a jensexual

by Jade July 3, 2004