A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.
by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009
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You take a perp, roll him in pine pitch and river gravel. You then lash him to the business end of a catapult or trebuchet, set the apparatus to fire, and then position the girl carefully spread-eagle in front of it. The perp should have at least 6 feet of rope tied to one of his legs.
When the catapult/trebuchet fires, the perp is then energetically forced into one or both of the girl's lower orifices. To get him out, you just pull the rope tied to his leg.
You take a perp, roll him in pine pitch and river gravel. You then lash him to the business end of a catapult or trebuchet, set the apparatus to fire, and then position the girl carefully spread-eagle in front of it. The perp should have at least 6 feet of rope tied to one of his legs.
When the catapult/trebuchet fires, the perp is then energetically forced into one or both of the girl's lower orifices. To get him out, you just pull the rope tied to his leg.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
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by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009
Get the jiggawho mug.Holly Bendover is a lobotomized chick with a smoking hot body.
You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.
You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
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Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009
Get the Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! mug.Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
Get the Salma boobs mug.Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.
He needs a heebectomy.
He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 05, 2010
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