Jacques Asse's definitions

Urban Dictionary Tyrants

Urban Dictionary Tyrants are vicious little maggots and assorted other worms that, failing to comprehend nearly 95% of what they purport to read and "edit", wind up censoring out the very best UD submissions.

There seem to be a lot of pansy-ass Urban Dictionary Tyrants on the board recently, censoring all the cool entries.

by Jacques Asse June 8, 2009

Shit Witch

A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.

Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

galasshole

A glasshole is a galactic asshole, also known as A Great Asshole in the Sky.

George W, the dipshit, galasshole of the century.

by Jacques Asse February 17, 2009

asspionage

Process whereby a peeping tom ogles womens' naked asses, often while masturbating outside a window or door.

Phred was a master at practicing asspionage outside Cara's house.

by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009

niggarena

The Niggarena refers to the latest British dance craze, based on the tribal monkey behavior of the wild negro.

Sam and Patrice are doing the niggarena.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Jewish Turd

A Jewish Turd refers to a Jewish male.

Martin Silverbergstein is a classic Jewish Turd.

by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

jiggawho

A jiggawho is just a homeless, jobless nigger without a name.

You can throw nickels at the jiggawho down on Main Street, then he runs into the street and gathers them in a cup.

by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009