Definitions by Jacques Asse

Snosage Gravy 

Snosage Gravy is a confectionary delight made from reduced snot.

Kelly and Tish LOVED snosage gravy.....tastes just like chit'lin.

Snosage Gravy by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

The Josh Pit 

The Josh Pit is like a mosh pit, except in a Josh Pit, Josh is beaten to a pasty pulp and scraped off the floor when done.

We all had a grand time at the Slipknot concert.....we were in the Josh Pit.

The Josh Pit by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

Paris Hilton nipples

Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.

Jill wanted some new nipz, and saw the Paris Hilton nipples on eBay so she bought them.

Paris Hilton nipples by Jacques Asse June 1, 2009

Claire 

Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.

Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.

Claire is the Grammar Goddess.

Claire sits unelected atop her avian perch.

Claire by Jacques Asse May 27, 2009

Anal Alice 

Anal Alice is a girl who loves to take fist up her asshole, often going for days at a time without food. She has a vacuum-like anus that sucks everything in.

Run! Here comes Anal Alice; last time she was here we had to get a new house!

Anal Alice by Jacques Asse May 21, 2009

eFudd 

eFudd is an emolysized apparition, reduced to a cartoonish caricature.

Jacques looked in the mirror, and suffered an eFudd since he hadn't combed his hair in weeks.

eFudd by Jacques Asse May 7, 2009

niggaroni 

Niggaroni refers to the very pasta-like consistency of nigger hair.

Mo'quan finked his niggaroni bafo headin' out on da street.

niggaroni by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009