134 definitions by Jacques Asse

slanger

A slanger is a cominbined noun, slut + banger, referring to one who bangs sluts, like Lou Ferigno.

Lou is a slanger, and has many sluts.

by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009

Scoobs

Scoobs are scooby boobs, or saggy tits.

Marilyn had nasty old scoobs.

by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

Porcomite

A porcomite is a pig-fucker, someone who hurries home after school and is in much too much of a rush to get out back, behind the sows.

Todd, well known amongst his contemporaries as an habitual porcomite, was rather vexed and surprised when Phred and Jacques played the video footage at school.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

niggarena

The Niggarena refers to the latest British dance craze, based on the tribal monkey behavior of the wild negro.

Sam and Patrice are doing the niggarena.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Perranporth

Perranporth: a deranged dullard without intellect.

Perranporth is a waste of oxygen.

by Jacques Asse June 26, 2009

noobs

new boobs

Christa liked showing off her shiny little noobs.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

austritch

An austritch is just an Australian bitch, like flat-ass Miranda Kerr or the hapless Naomi Watts, or the ruined and brain-damaged Nicole Kidman.

Miranda Kerr is an austritch.

She should be flogged.

by Jacques Asse August 16, 2010