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Siwoo

He is handsome

But he doesn’t like to give a fuck
He is probably the only best friend you will have

Give me that Siwoo turtle

by Jacob Hiroshima March 29, 2022

Aidan

He is very average, he has no IQ and he most definitely is 3 foot 2. He will always wear blue to symbolise his eternal sadness. He is very sporty but will get no bitches (he is a bitch). He will grow up to be like Mark Zuckerberg, a fucking shit lizard,

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by Jacob Hiroshima March 29, 2022

Hiro Koh Yi Hong

He is most definitely a dumb guy. He swears a lot and drinks coffee. His family is very poor and he will soon live with the fucking rat in the side of his old school building. If you have this name, I have no fucking hope for you. Your career will be very shit. Change your name.

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by Jacob Hiroshima March 29, 2022

Johan James Carey

He is a sexy guy, his great s3x skills will soon be useful. He is a handsome man with a pretty personality. Love him, kiss him and most definitely don’t fuck him

I’m in love with this Johan James Carey

by Jacob Hiroshima March 30, 2022