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JTHM

Short For "Johnny The Homicidal Maniac". An awesome comic that was created by Jhonen Vasquez the creator of Invader Zim.
Read JTHM I command you!
by Jacob January 30, 2005
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hackneyed

Napoleon Dynamite references are incredibly hackneyed
by Jacob January 6, 2005
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hawthorne heights

this band sucks. they arent emo or hardcore. they have 3 fucking guitars. not even metal bands have that many.they lyrics suck and the vocals guy has a whiny voice. they suck live also.
hawthorne heights=shitty band with shitty wanna be emo fans....
by Jacob June 21, 2006
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Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed
by Jacob December 17, 2004
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cummet

An exageration of the size, amount, and distance of ones ejaculation when one hasn't nutted for a while (generally several days or more)
Dude Joey, I need to nut so bad, watch the sky for my cummet!
by jacob February 2, 2005
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krinklde

Slang term I made up.
Describes a penis when in cold temperatures.
Dude, I would have taken off my shorts, but my dick was all krinklde.
by Jacob January 13, 2004
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po white trash

commonly reffered to as trailer trash, or walmart shoppers/
1. gurl you po white trash!
2. You got so many cars up in your yard, I'm thinkin' you po white trash
3. see. incest
by jacob April 1, 2005
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