Jacob 's definitions

hawthorne heights

this band sucks. they arent emo or hardcore. they have 3 fucking guitars. not even metal bands have that many.they lyrics suck and the vocals guy has a whiny voice. they suck live also.

hawthorne heights=shitty band with shitty wanna be emo fans....

by Jacob June 21, 2006

sleep

The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream.

I dont even remember when I fell asleep. I just all of the sudden woke up and its morning.

by jacob April 11, 2006

krunk

ecstatic and intoxicated. used in reference to celebration.

Let's go to the club tonight and get "krunk". We're celebrating the new millenium.

by Jacob May 13, 2005

Drunktard

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.

Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!

by Jacob May 7, 2005

dliminator

of or accustomed to being intune with the one and only donald lim

yo dawg you are so on the ball today, what a dliminator

by jacob May 6, 2005

UCSD

A school without attractive people. After attending this school one will be diagnosed with the Triton Eye. The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

An example of the Triton Eye would be looking at a girl and thinking I would have sex with her (but dear God you know you dont want to).

by Jacob May 5, 2005

Triton Eye

The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

9 out of 10 girls in San Diego are hot. But that 10th girl. . .goes to UCSD.

by Jacob May 5, 2005