Jackson 5's definitions

playing poker

Euphamism for a circle jerk used as a cover by geeks who are bored with jacking off alone and start jacking each other off.

Chad: Whatcha up to tonight?
Peter: Just hangin with the boys and playing poker.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

free swingin

Freeballin. When a guy goes without underwear in shorts that show his vpl (visible penis line) or his dick is visibly flopping around. It's especially common among jocks at the gym, or when playing basketball or volleyball.

Poof: Damn, all those boys are free swingin!

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

shirtcocker

A committed nudie who hangs out at hotsprings, burning man, nude beaches, clothing optional clubs etc. who sometimes wears just a t-shirt while his junk is flopping around for all the world to appreciate.

After getting a sunburn on my back, I just went as a shirtcocker the rest of the day.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

playing video games

Expression used by geeks for a circle jerk.

Me and my buds stayed in a just watching porn and "playing video games" together all night.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

visible penis line

VPL. When a dude is freeballin in basketball shorts, speedos, running shorts, briefs, or boxer briefs so that his package shows--especially if you can see the outline of his corona.

Chad was just wearing white boxers at the pool party. When he got out he had a huge vpl (visible penis line).

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

show-er

Also known as a Locker Room Cock (LRC)), a show-er is a penis that remains large and especially long when it isn't hard, the opposite of which is a grow-er, which shrinks to a much smaller size when sportin a softy.

A show-er is often the envy of the locker room and nude beach.

Jason: Damn, did you see that? That guy in the showers--his dick was huge!
Jack: Whatever. He's probably just a show-er.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

Sausage King

a.k.a. Shower King. The dude in the gang showers, locker room or on the team with the hugest locker room cock (LRC).

Dude, u think ur the Sausage King but we can all see you got a semi going on there.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006