Jackie's definitions

Utard

combines the words "Utah" and "Retard"

Someone from Utah.

These utards don't even serve catsup, they only have fry sauce.

by jackie July 1, 2003

Jackie Syndrome

"a compulsive obsession w/ running, only occuring in the most rare of beautiful and talented women"

dedicated MPS XC runners

by Jackie April 12, 2005

gup

get up, move

Gup, you're in my seat.

by jackie July 17, 2003

fuckarow

A fuckarow is an extremely BAD, unpleasant situation or experience. Do not confuse with fuckaree.

"This is such a fuckarow!" meaning "This is such a fucked-up situation."

by Jackie February 15, 2003

redonk

Slang form of the word ridiculous. Used to describes things one doesn't like, or thinks unfair.

"That test was so redonk, she didn't teach us half of that."

by Jackie January 18, 2005

frack

hommie ,my nigga , dawg

wassup frack whats poppin??

by Jackie July 29, 2004

A-Fraud

Formally known as A-Rod (Alex Rodriguez) Plays on the Yankees, supposed to be the next Babe Ruth, but just turned out to cost the yankees the world series

...YEAH BOSTON!!!!!!!

"can you believe A-fraud hit the ball out if his hand?"

"A-rod? A-fruad more like it!"

by Jackie October 31, 2004