Jackass's definitions

Kryptic

21:52:02 Kryptic> Kryptic>>>>One who slaps himself stupid. <- he even said so himself

* Kryptic slaps himself stupid for not getting his name right.

by Jackass October 14, 2004

mapple

a young child prostitute specialising in bondage (can describe anyone from 7- 13 who enjoys bondage)
this can be an insult

wow, its grown from a boy to a mapple

that skanky 12 year old is such a mapple

by jackass April 17, 2004

mipe

the art of wanking or fingering using a baseball mit (any size or colour)

i used to love my boyfriend then i found out he loves to mipe

by jackass April 17, 2004

aesic

Cock , Penis , Weiner

His aesic is huge .

by Jackass December 6, 2003

biznitch

directly translated as "bitch", which you can use for anything you would use "bitch" or "beatch" for.

Fo shizzle my biznitch.

by jackass March 23, 2003

shrimp

A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)

my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp

that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.

by jackass April 17, 2004

scarfing

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax

karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt

by jackass February 20, 2005