JackMasterBater's definitions

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Wet Willying

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.

"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Nippling

rubbing nipples with another woman.

"Damn! You're good at nippling!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Jacking Your Stack

a simple expression to say your are, of course, masturbating.

"Are y-you Jacking Your Stack?"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Frictioning

two women with much pubic hair scissoring,

"Oh yeah! Best frictioning session. EVER!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Fire Exit

term for the anus after anal sex

"Ouch! My Fire Exit!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023