Jack mehoff 's definitions

El Diego

The best guy ever. AKA "The Doug"

El Diego kicked Logan's ass the other day after he tried to give him a donut punch.

by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005

Cum Loop

When one person in a sexual event stands behind the male and the male jacks off and when he cums, he flings the cum backwards, over his head and hitting the other participant in the face.

Logan was standing behind Mike when mike cum looped him right in the face.

by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005

Farget

When, in a sexual encounter, one participant lowers him/herself down to the other's anus. Then, the one person farts into the other's open mouth. Also, the recipient must suck the gas in.

Logan begged me to give him a farget, however, Mike beat me to it and Logan sucked that shit in and loved it. He even busted a nut.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

Donut Punch

When you hit someone in the face with your balls, leaving Donut-shaped impressions.

I donut punched logan and the fucker cried.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

Cold Turkey

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.

Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

Cesar Dressing

To splooge on on the woman's hair whilst in the act of ejaculation.

I gave her the Cesar Dressing to top the night off.

by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005

The Dolly Parten

One woman Masturbating whist being viewed by three other men who are throwing quarters at her to continue the show.

Look at that Dolly parten,(sound: ka-ching)this is the best little whorehouse in texas.

by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005