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Zukster

1)A person who is a fat ass, lazy, red neck, sandwich eatting, nigga hatin person, and always hungry.

2)A person who got stuck in a tub.
1)Damn Zukster, why did you eat so much?
2)Yesterday, I got Zukster in the bathroom.
by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004
mugGet the Zukstermug.

frullet

an afro and a mullet combined
by jack mehoff July 7, 2003
mugGet the frulletmug.

porthos

A person with a gotee that makes him look like he molests little boys but will shave this gotee to conceal but friends still know he rapes little boys by luring them into his van with candy.
Look eric is buying candy to use as bait for little boys, what a porthos.
by Jack Mehoff January 31, 2005
mugGet the porthosmug.

weenis

by jack mehoff July 13, 2004
mugGet the weenismug.

shrunken browny

When a homosexual man has anal sex with too many men at once and his penis shrivels up and becomes shit stained ,he has a shrunken browny.
"You got a shrunken browny Steve!"
"Steve, you shit fucker. You gave put your shrunken browny in his mouth!
by Jack Mehoff February 23, 2003
mugGet the shrunken brownymug.

thugee

1 what an ugly guy will say.
2 also goes with scary guy.
3 an evil cult that lives in the hills that come out at a foggy moonless night.
1 lets join the thugee.
2 yeahhh tear his heart out.
3 scary guy: they took the children, it was a foggy moonless night when they came down the mountain, an evil cult, THE THUGEE,
by Jack Mehoff November 6, 2004
mugGet the thugeemug.

Kayla Kerrigan

Adjective.

1. A female being who does incredibly well in the mooching category, usually occuring on the weekends.

2. A female being who believes she is the center of the universe, when she is actually the outcast of society.
Damn, this bitch is being so Kayla Kerrigan, askin me for rides and alcohol!
by Jack Mehoff April 4, 2005
mugGet the Kayla Kerriganmug.

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