Definitions by Jack de wack
kennedy bullet
description, explanation, When someone or something gets hit in the head or other part of the body in an extremely violent fashion it resembles the head shot J.F.K. took when he was assasinated. It would also most of the time but not always catch the person or thing totally by surprise. way way worse then a donkey punch. a shockingly large noticeable scar, mark, or injury, where a person seeing it could not ignore it,and might comment or ask questions about it.
hey bro, i was watching kimbo slice on youtube the other day, he hit this poor bastid in the head like a "Kennedy bullet" looked like his eye exploded in the socket ! !
Jack: Dude, whats that big red mark on your cheek ?
Steve: aww man , i had a zit there and i fucked with it and it got all fucked up ! !
Jack: holy shit man, looks like you got hit with a kennedy bullet !
Jack: Dude, whats that big red mark on your cheek ?
Steve: aww man , i had a zit there and i fucked with it and it got all fucked up ! !
Jack: holy shit man, looks like you got hit with a kennedy bullet !
kennedy bullet by Jack de wack June 29, 2008
cooler maintenance
The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.
jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
cooler maintenance by Jack de wack June 26, 2008
fire of 1,000 suns
true way to hate.If you could take 1,000 suns and combine their fire and intensity in one spot,you would then place this person, place or thing into that fire with no hesitation or remorse and enjoy watching that object ignite instantly. when your dislike for someone graduates to hatred, and you despise the site of this person, you " hate them with the fire of 1,000 suns.
john: hey jack whats your problem with wes ?, you look like you want to kill him !
jack: john, i tell you, that cocksucker has made my life miserable, i hate him with the fire of 1,000 suns !
john: wow, thats a little harsh don't you think ?
jack: i wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, and i'd kick the shit out of a person if they tried to.
John: ummm, well o.k. then ......
jack: john, i tell you, that cocksucker has made my life miserable, i hate him with the fire of 1,000 suns !
john: wow, thats a little harsh don't you think ?
jack: i wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, and i'd kick the shit out of a person if they tried to.
John: ummm, well o.k. then ......
fire of 1,000 suns by Jack de wack June 13, 2008
air brakes
sound, a PSSHHH, type of sound that is similar to a trucks air brakes. The meaning can be two fold, 1st this sound is performed when you are in strong disagrement with a person or with something they might have said. and the 2nd would be performed to say "fuck you" to someone without them really knowing. If they knew you were telling them "fuck you" they would donkey punch you in the head
girlfriend: tom ! all you want to do is drink beer with your friends,or fuck and watch porn. i can't stand it anymore ! !
Tom:PSSHHH ! i'm so sorry, i didn't know it bothered you so much. i'll stop , i want to make you happy
Doe: Fall out boy is the best band in the world ! !
Cloe: PSSHHH, umm, i know they rock !
Dad: Mike ! go in that room and clean it up ! it looks like a pig stye in there ! !
Mike: PSSHHH , no problem dad right away
Dad: HEY ! ! don't kick me air brakes ! do that shit again and i'll donkey punch you in the head ! !
Mike: Ummmmm, yes sir
Tom:PSSHHH ! i'm so sorry, i didn't know it bothered you so much. i'll stop , i want to make you happy
Doe: Fall out boy is the best band in the world ! !
Cloe: PSSHHH, umm, i know they rock !
Dad: Mike ! go in that room and clean it up ! it looks like a pig stye in there ! !
Mike: PSSHHH , no problem dad right away
Dad: HEY ! ! don't kick me air brakes ! do that shit again and i'll donkey punch you in the head ! !
Mike: Ummmmm, yes sir
air brakes by Jack de wack June 12, 2008
double dick touch
A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.
Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.
Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.
Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.
double dick touch by Jack de wack June 12, 2008
booshit
man, what the fuck ! you wit dat booshit ! !
i walked thru a haunted house and stepped in some booshit ! !
i walked thru a haunted house and stepped in some booshit ! !
booshit by Jack de wack June 4, 2008
spray down
When you pull out while having sex and "spray" sperm all over your girls face, chest, belly or ass. As it hits any of those surfaces gravity soon affects the jizz and in starts to roll "down".
spray down by Jack de wack May 19, 2008