Sweating-a-dick

When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.
Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??

Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
by Jack de wack October 15, 2019
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cap

when a male fully clothed rubs his cock (tip of his penis, or cap) against any part of another person male or female as if by accident or brushing his crotch against them so that they can feel the penis. this is a tradition in a town called riverhead, and mostly preformed by a man named joe who works in said town.
lori, i was sitting in my seat on a plane and this fuck putting his bag in the overhead just capped me !

joe you fuck, you just capped me ! !
by Jack de wack May 08, 2008
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stallion load

A cum load of hi volume, as if to be the product of a male horse's penis. more cum then usual
I gave mary a "stallion load" last night, that shit was every place ! !
by Jack de wack May 08, 2008
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COMC

abbreviation, choke on my cock, good to use in mixed company or around parents and such so as not to get slapped in the back of the head
hey billy, COMC ! !
by Jack de wack May 07, 2008
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kennedy bullet

description, explanation, When someone or something gets hit in the head or other part of the body in an extremely violent fashion it resembles the head shot J.F.K. took when he was assasinated. It would also most of the time but not always catch the person or thing totally by surprise. way way worse then a donkey punch. a shockingly large noticeable scar, mark, or injury, where a person seeing it could not ignore it,and might comment or ask questions about it.
hey bro, i was watching kimbo slice on youtube the other day, he hit this poor bastid in the head like a "Kennedy bullet" looked like his eye exploded in the socket ! !

Jack: Dude, whats that big red mark on your cheek ?
Steve: aww man , i had a zit there and i fucked with it and it got all fucked up ! !
Jack: holy shit man, looks like you got hit with a kennedy bullet !

by Jack de wack June 27, 2008
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Kid Cudi

A guy I guess from Cleavland Ohio, but I really don't know where the hell this loser is from. This ass jockey raps, Kids all think he's the bomb.com but I never hear his spins on the radio. This shit bird should go back to cleavland, and get a job washing cars or flipping burgers and he should finish school. Cause his raps sound like craps ! !
Emilie: hey did you guys hear the new kid cudi ? ?

Doria : umm Who ? ?

Claudia: well ahhh Yes ! we did.

Jack: Is that the new country western guy,girls ?

Doria: WAIT ! ! ! kid who ? who is this guy i never heard of him !

Claudia: yes, we heard him !

Claudia aside to Doria: shut up dummy ! or she's gonna go on her rant about this idiot !

Doria: ohh yeah ! i heard him. he rocks ! um i mean raps !

Jack : hey is that the guy from Metallica ? ?
I love those guys ! !
by Jack de wack March 24, 2010
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booshit

an afro american slang for bullshit. or when a ghost takes a shit it might be known as booshit.
man, what the fuck ! you wit dat booshit ! !

i walked thru a haunted house and stepped in some booshit ! !
by Jack de wack June 03, 2008
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