Jack Spank9049's definitions

I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

Basically the Southampton equivalent of "I HATE YELLOW BUSSES!"

"Damn, the the rain is really bad, I hope the bus gets here soon!"

*Checks tracker app*

"I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

by Jack Spank9049 January 10, 2023

Fire Drill

The act of leaving a stadium before the full-time whistle because your team is being absolutely battered!

Fire Drill at Saint Marys as Chelsea score 4 before the half-time whistle

by Jack Spank9049 April 9, 2022

Dingy Dingy

1. To go clubbing with 1 or more person(s)

2. To have sexual intercourse

1. Do you want to go do sum dingy dingy tonight?

2. Do you want to do some dingy dingy tonight?

by Jack Spank9049 August 19, 2022

Gatso'd

The act of driving past a speed camera over the posted speed limit.

Could be any speed camera (including average speed), not just Gatso cameras.

Jamie: Has Tom got his car?

Terry: Nah he got Gatso'd down the M27 50mph speed limit and he lost his licence in turn as he was on 3 points already on.

by Jack Spank9049 May 22, 2024

Wireshark

What everyone's Dad who "works" at Microsoft/Activision/Rockstar uses.

Kid: *Gets killed by player in CoD*

Kid over chat: My Dad works for Microsoft and he will boot you offline (through the help of Wireshark)!

by Jack Spank9049 May 17, 2023

Eastleigh

A small town in the south of England, mostly populated with charity shops, vaping shops, a really small shopping centre, aload of places that are closed down and a couple of kebab shops.

Spack No.4: Shall we go to Eastleigh?

Spack No.2: I would rather get the bus to Southampton!

by Jack Spank9049 August 7, 2022

Zongies

Where you take someone (such as your BF or GF) in your room to have some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spack No.ANONYMOUS: Why are you taking Spack No.ANONYMOUS into your bedroom to play Zongies?

by Jack Spank9049 April 5, 2022