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Definitions by Jack Spank9049

A common insult said by folks who just got beat in a video game
Person 1: Griefs cargo in GTA

Person 2: 54.134.79.25 - Nice IP!
Nice IP by Jack Spank9049 February 28, 2023
1. A tool used to form holes to put a screw in

2. A really shitty genre of music

3. A way of practicing for a potentially serious, complex or unexpected event, should it arise
1. Hey Tom, can you drill a hole for this plug socket?

2. A lot of 13-year-olds listen to Drill

3. It is not uncommon for schools and some workplaces to practice fire drills usually every year
Drill by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2023
Jack is a very humorous guy who may have black (sometimes curly) hair, with some facial hair, and looks like he lives out of a cave. The music he may listen to can consist of old rock, and alt-rock/indie music.

Despite him being funny, his anger or frustration may get the better of him at times, especially because of video games or someone else's incompetence.

A Jack may also be a certified Spack who may spank him self reguarly (see Spack No.1)
Spank the leg Jack, and don't ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Spank the leg Jack, and don't ya come back no more!
Jack by Jack Spank9049 February 25, 2023

Top donny 

To describe someone who is really chill/laid-back and will treat you wiv great respect
Man I really miss my old manager. All those times he took me to Jesus, gave me free food; he was top donny!
Top donny by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023
Jack is a lovely person. Often he would have a short beard wiv black (sometimes curly hair), and would sometimes look like he lives in a cave. Other charateristics of a person called Jack include them getting in a bad mood from time-to-time, but would often have a great big smile!

Jacks also may have a tendancy to listen to Spack Music
My cousin Spack No.1 is called Jack (he is a Spack!)
Jack by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023
My old manager: 'All vegans should be shot'
Vegans by Jack Spank9049 February 20, 2023
Short-term saying for fast-food restaurant KFC
Person 1: Yo, where you heading?

Person 2: KF, you coming?
KF by Jack Spank9049 February 18, 2023