A game thats made me:
Leave a massive whole in my desk
Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games
Smash my controller
Wake up my household
Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor
Made me break a headset
Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition
Leave a massive whole in my desk
Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games
Smash my controller
Wake up my household
Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor
Made me break a headset
Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition
Jack Spank9049: Hey you up for some Call of Duty: Warzone?
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!
by Jack Spank9049 March 28, 2021
When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
by Jack Spank9049 January 07, 2023
The 2nd most famous thing quoted thing in the history of man and dog.
This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.
Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?
- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2
This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.
Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?
- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2
by Jack Spank9049 April 28, 2022
When one is drunk or at least drinking a hefty amount of alcohol in one sitting. I.E; At a birthday party or on New Year's Eve.
Spack No.2 is on the piss
by Jack Spank9049 July 31, 2023
When it is one's birthday
by Jack Spank9049 November 28, 2022
The nicest city (or town) in the UK. Consisting of its bustling atmosphere around the beach, city centre and the eye-catching view of the beach-front Ferris Wheel providing the human eye with a striking view of what part of the city looks like from a bird's eye view. You also have the unique palm-trees to make you feel like you are playing Vice City all over again, the rays of yellow from the 'Yellow Taxis' constantly travelling back & forth to commute the drunk back to their place of residence, and a night-life like you are playing Cyberpunk all over again!
by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022