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Vegans

My old manager: 'All vegans should be shot'
by Jack Spank9049 February 20, 2023
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Spack No.6

So.... how did Spack No.6 appear on the scene?

So, some people at Spack No.2 place of work left and 2 vacancies were up to replace those people. Little did Spack No.2 know that one of the people who were to get a job there would be a Spack!

This all became apparent when she asked Spack No.2 to pierce the film on a bottle lid and said something along the lines of "Can you open this for me? I'm being a Spack!" Spack No.2 said that he is a Spack two and it all went from there.

Spack No.6's hobbies include but are not limited to:

I quote: "Smoking lots of weed, skating, dyeing my hair, working at Papa Johns (the same place Spack No.2 works at), getting piercings, going to football with my dad (Eastleigh FC), DRUGS"
So as you can see Spack No.4, this is the Spack No.6 - 6th edition of the Spack family...
by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
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Fuck, shit, cunt!

A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event
*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
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James Ward-Prowse

This man is simply unstoppable. He can be taking free-kicks whether its from shithole Fratton Park or all the way up Newcastle and still top-bin it in the net at Saint Mary's; he is the G.O.A.T!
Spack No.4: Southampton have a free-kick and James Ward-Prowse seems to be taking it!

Spack No.2: You mean penalty?

Commentator: "It's James-Ward PROOOOOOOOOOOOWSE!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 14, 2022
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On the line

To be talking to someone on the phone, either through landline, mobile or messaging/calling apps (Whatsapp, Messenger, Discord, Xbox/PS chat etc.)
Spack No.2: I have Spack No.5 on the line and he is asking to play Red Dead with us!
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
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Los Santos Rock Radio

Spack No.1, I would like to thank you sooooo much for getting me into Spack music by putting on Los Santos Rock Radio when I was in your car on GTA O on one fine day!
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2022
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Drill

1. A tool used to form holes to put a screw in

2. A really shitty genre of music

3. A way of practicing for a potentially serious, complex or unexpected event, should it arise
1. Hey Tom, can you drill a hole for this plug socket?

2. A lot of 13-year-olds listen to Drill

3. It is not uncommon for schools and some workplaces to practice fire drills usually every year
by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2023
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