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Elf Bar

Basically every cool teenager's favourite toy at the minute.

You could be in class, at work, at the local park or even in your cousin Spack No.3's room and 9 times out of 10 come across an Elf Bar vape.

Since these vapes are only one time use, it is also not uncommon to see them discarded around the street.
Spack No.2: If I had a pound every time I saw an Elf Bar, I can probably give Southampton the money to sign a new goal keeper to replace Fraser Forster!
by Jack Spank9049 June 10, 2022
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Inconvinient O'Clock

This is when you have something happen at an inconvinient time
by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022
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KF

Short-term saying for fast-food restaurant KFC
Person 1: Yo, where you heading?

Person 2: KF, you coming?
by Jack Spank9049 February 18, 2023
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I HATE YELLOW BUS!

This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.

It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.

Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service

More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!

*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy that handles the responsibility for making Gluten-Free pizzas in Domino's Pizza stores.

Whether it be a GF Cheese & Tomato, Pepperoni, Texas BBQ, Vegi Supreme or New Yorker, Jacob will always be there!
*Gluten Free appears on makeline screen*

"JACOB! Gluten-Free."
by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2024
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Southgate

The quickest way out of any major international footballing tournament
Sterling: Yo, my house has been robbed! Any1 know the quickest way back to England?

Kane: Yeah the southgate should get you home quickly
by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022
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GC

Stands for group chat - AKA the one thing I will most certainly never be apart of!
Person 1: Yo you in the gc?

Me: Uhm, no.
by Jack Spank9049 February 15, 2023
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