Compo face

The act of a person who is often unhappy about a product or service, complaining to the local press and pulling a blank, disgruntled expression either infront of a business premises they are unhappy with, holding a product they are unhappy with, or both.
Joe Smith, 54, from Portsmouth, pulled a compo face infront of a Curry's PC World store becaause her Curry's microwave blew up
by Jack Spank9049 April 14, 2023
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Spack

A Spack is someone who would be part of a group that consists of other Spacks and be assigned their own Spack number (Spack No.1, Spack No.2 etc.)

An ideal Spack would have a good interest in music and listen to artists such as The Strokes, ELO, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Aitch, Stormzy etc, play Warzone, spack (spank) themselves on the leg from time to time, have a sense of humour similar to what is seen in Spack No.1, support Southampton FC - however people who would like to be Spacks and do not have these things in common will still be considered.
Spack No.1 (head spack) is located in Bournemouth - Bournemouth is the home of Spack HQ
by Jack Spank9049 March 12, 2023
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Sigma male

There are teenagers like me who work jobs, want to learn how to drive etc. and you have the small minority of teens boasting about being "sigma males" *sigh*
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Top donny

To describe someone who is really chill/laid-back and will treat you wiv great respect
Man I really miss my old manager. All those times he took me to Jesus, gave me free food; he was top donny!
by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023
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Portswood

Takeaway shops? Check

Students? Check

Uni-Link busses? Check

Piss? Check

Vape shops? Check

Neglected Victorian houses? Check

Phone shops? Check

Vapes strewn across ground? Check

Drunk students? Check
I would suggest not to live in Portswood to raise a family
by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023
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The nick

Person 1: Ayo, did you see that guy in Eastleigh outside KF get taken to the nick?

Person 2: Ha yeah I did, what an absolute bellend!
by Jack Spank9049 February 18, 2023
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Spankroom

Basically an alternative word for the word bathroom
Meet me in the spankroom, that's what she said!
by Jack Spank9049 June 25, 2022
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