Very Nice, How much?

A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.

Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?

by Jack De August 14, 2008

Wankatronic

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.

Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!

by Jack De April 13, 2008

Like a Sturgeon

The act of dancing like a fish.

Guy 1: Check her out.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so doin' it Like a Sturgeon.

by Jack De August 30, 2008

SheeVee

When watching the TV, and all you can find is shows that best suit females.
i.e. Chick Flicks, Bewitched or I dream of Jeanie.

Guy 1: I am sick of SheeVee! Don't they know dudes also watch the Telly! Friggin' Bewitched!
Guy 2: I hear that.... brother.

by Jack De August 14, 2008

Ballchinnian

A man, woman or thing that has balls for a chin.

-Look at an image of Peter Griffin and his chin, he is a ballchinnian!

by Jack De April 13, 2008

SWAT Team

A hired service upon where someone has an incredible fly/ flying insect problem. These people are of course too lazy and hire a SWAT Team to remove the local infestation from the confines of their own home.

Guy 1: OMG! We have a fly problem!
Girl 1: Of course, weeee're tooo lazy, so let's hire a SWAT Team

by Jack De August 09, 2008

All Gays are Gay

A phrase used by someone who wants to emphasise the gayness of gays.

Gay Guy 1: Shut Up!
Straight guy 1: Mate, all Gays are Gay!
Gay Guy 2: No shit Sherlock!

by Jack De August 31, 2008