I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011
Knowing you drank last night the feedback whore says, "Yo, what a beautiful morning. What time is it?"
by Jack Daniels 2011 September 28, 2011
What I liked about San Francisco, as opposed to Baltimore, is that the homosexuals don't walk around like nymphomaniacs.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 29, 2011
by Jack Daniels 2011 November 03, 2011
by Jack Daniels 2011 November 06, 2011
Rule that states that a gay male at 18 starts worrying what people think about him, at 40 stops worrying what people think about him, and at 60 realizes no one was thinking about him the whole time.
If I had known about the 18/40/60 Rule at age eighteen, I would have understood the changes I saw in my peers.
by Jack Daniels 2011 November 02, 2011
by Jack Daniels 2011 December 12, 2011