Jack Daniels 2011's definitions

Mitsubishi

Wrong hole in some Asian languages.

I made a move for her rear end, but she said "Mitsubishi!"

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 30, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that lets you speak the inside language of others.

I kept feeling uncomfortable inside the 7-11, so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary to find out why.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 30, 2011

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

San Francisco

A place where advanced homosexuals live.

What I liked about San Francisco, as opposed to Baltimore, is that the homosexuals don't walk around like nymphomaniacs.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 29, 2011

Merch

Merchandise.

You got the money? Cuz I got the merch.

by Jack Daniels 2011 November 6, 2011

Homihore

A homihore tries to ruin your life to keep you from realizing that a third party is gay.

The homihore at the doctor's office messed up my bill to keep me from realizing that the doctor is gay.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

Feedback Whore

Someone who knows your business and provides feedback either through direct or indirect means.

Knowing you drank last night the feedback whore says, "Yo, what a beautiful morning. What time is it?"

by Jack Daniels 2011 September 28, 2011