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18/40/60

Rule that states that a gay male at 18 starts worrying what people think about him, at 40 stops worrying what people think about him, and at 60 realizes no one was thinking about him the whole time.
If I had known about the 18/40/60 Rule at age eighteen, I would have understood the changes I saw in my peers.
by Jack Daniels 2011 November 2, 2011
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Merch

You got the money? Cuz I got the merch.
by Jack Daniels 2011 November 6, 2011
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Feedback Whore

Someone who knows your business and provides feedback either through direct or indirect means.
Knowing you drank last night the feedback whore says, "Yo, what a beautiful morning. What time is it?"
by Jack Daniels 2011 September 28, 2011
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Homihore

A homihore tries to ruin your life to keep you from realizing that a third party is gay.
The homihore at the doctor's office messed up my bill to keep me from realizing that the doctor is gay.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011
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Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.
I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011
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Purposeful Misunderstander

The Purposeful Misunderstander purposefully misunderstands everything you say.
After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 23, 2011
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Hemonics

A language related to ebonics, but spoken only by nonblack homosexuals.
Because I don't know Hemonics, I couldn't understand the homosexual when he gave me a toothy grin.
by Jack Daniels 2011 December 15, 2011
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