Definitions by Jack Daniels 2011

Life Assumer 

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."

Life Assumer by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011

Sexassumer 

A sexassumer thinks everything you do is about sex.

The sexassumer gave me a twat block, even though we totally were not hitting on each other.

Sexassumer by Jack Daniels 2011 October 24, 2011

Purposeful Misunderstander 

The Purposeful Misunderstander purposefully misunderstands everything you say.

After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.

Purposeful Misunderstander by Jack Daniels 2011 October 23, 2011

Sideways Talker 

Someone who can't communicate directly.

The sideways talker asked me what date it is instead of reminding me I had a deadline coming up.

Sideways Talker by Jack Daniels 2011 October 22, 2011

Security Asian 

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

Security Asian by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

Homihore 

A homihore tries to ruin your life to keep you from realizing that a third party is gay.

The homihore at the doctor's office messed up my bill to keep me from realizing that the doctor is gay.

Homihore by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

Feedback Whore 

Someone who knows your business and provides feedback either through direct or indirect means.

Knowing you drank last night the feedback whore says, "Yo, what a beautiful morning. What time is it?"

Feedback Whore by Jack Daniels 2011 September 28, 2011