14 definitions by Jack Daniels 2011

San Francisco

A place where advanced homosexuals live.

What I liked about San Francisco, as opposed to Baltimore, is that the homosexuals don't walk around like nymphomaniacs.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 29, 2011

Merch

Merchandise.

You got the money? Cuz I got the merch.

by Jack Daniels 2011 November 6, 2011

Hemonics

A language related to ebonics, but spoken only by nonblack homosexuals.

Because I don't know Hemonics, I couldn't understand the homosexual when he gave me a toothy grin.

by Jack Daniels 2011 December 12, 2011

Mitsubishi

Wrong hole in some Asian languages.

I made a move for her rear end, but she said "Mitsubishi!"

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 30, 2011

Sideways Talker

Someone who can't communicate directly.

The sideways talker asked me what date it is instead of reminding me I had a deadline coming up.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 22, 2011

Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011

Sexassumer

A sexassumer thinks everything you do is about sex.

The sexassumer gave me a twat block, even though we totally were not hitting on each other.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 24, 2011