Knowing you drank last night the feedback whore says, "Yo, what a beautiful morning. What time is it?"
by Jack Daniels 2011 September 28, 2011

After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 23, 2011

What I liked about San Francisco, as opposed to Baltimore, is that the homosexuals don't walk around like nymphomaniacs.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 29, 2011

by Jack Daniels 2011 December 15, 2011

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

The homihore at the doctor's office messed up my bill to keep me from realizing that the doctor is gay.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 30, 2011
