Jack Daniels 2011's definitions

18/40/60

Rule that states that a gay male at 18 starts worrying what people think about him, at 40 stops worrying what people think about him, and at 60 realizes no one was thinking about him the whole time.

If I had known about the 18/40/60 Rule at age eighteen, I would have understood the changes I saw in my peers.

by Jack Daniels 2011 November 2, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that lets you speak the inside language of others.

I kept feeling uncomfortable inside the 7-11, so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary to find out why.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 30, 2011

Pigtail

Police tail.

Damn if these officers in my pigtail aren't annoying.

by Jack Daniels 2011 November 4, 2011

Sexassumer

A sexassumer thinks everything you do is about sex.

The sexassumer gave me a twat block, even though we totally were not hitting on each other.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 24, 2011

Sideways Talker

Someone who can't communicate directly.

The sideways talker asked me what date it is instead of reminding me I had a deadline coming up.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 22, 2011

Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011

Feedback Whore

Someone who knows your business and provides feedback either through direct or indirect means.

Knowing you drank last night the feedback whore says, "Yo, what a beautiful morning. What time is it?"

by Jack Daniels 2011 September 28, 2011