Sexassumer

A sexassumer thinks everything you do is about sex.

The sexassumer gave me a twat block, even though we totally were not hitting on each other.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 24, 2011

Purposeful Misunderstander

The Purposeful Misunderstander purposefully misunderstands everything you say.

After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 23, 2011

18/40/60

Rule that states that a gay male at 18 starts worrying what people think about him, at 40 stops worrying what people think about him, and at 60 realizes no one was thinking about him the whole time.

If I had known about the 18/40/60 Rule at age eighteen, I would have understood the changes I saw in my peers.

by Jack Daniels 2011 November 02, 2011

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that lets you speak the inside language of others.

I kept feeling uncomfortable inside the 7-11, so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary to find out why.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 30, 2011

Homihore

A homihore tries to ruin your life to keep you from realizing that a third party is gay.

The homihore at the doctor's office messed up my bill to keep me from realizing that the doctor is gay.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

Mitsubishi

Wrong hole in some Asian languages.

I made a move for her rear end, but she said "Mitsubishi!"

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 30, 2011