Jack Da Rippa's definitions

mackeral

A mackeral is a word used in London and the surrounding countys to describe a wannabe gangsta. These are people who try to intimidate others by threatening them with gangster actions such as 'spraying them wiv their Ak's' or 'merking them with their mandem'. However, any attempt to do so would be futlye. The perpertrators are normally 'wastemanz' or 'hairdressers' who try to make themselves feel better by trying to act cool and hard.

Martyn: oi blud , call up yo' Peter Pandem, we gots bare beef wiv rob da hairdresser

Matt: aaww Allow bruv, that bredrin is a Mackeral. I slew manz like dat on da reg just fo jizzlez.

Martyn: Brrrrrrrllllllaaaaap.

by Jack Da Rippa February 1, 2006

Clink

Money, pound , dollar - also directly relates to clinkting meaning expensive or a lot of money.

'this weed was 50 clinks'
'nigga, dat is bare clinkting'

by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005

clinkting

very expensive or a lot of money.
originates for the word clink meaning money. The words stem from the slums of south London and Kent (UK) but are beginning to spread into london and the surropunding counties

'Ths shizzle is bare Clinkting blood'

by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005

cockjoust

1.To thrust with an erect male penis

Did you see jon cack joust that girls face?
Or
I will cack joust your eye out!

by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005

Negroid

a friendly term referring either to ablack man or to a anyone you consider a friend.
This word was first made popular in the ghetto of Enfield, North London but quickly spread round london UK and the suburbs. Most noticably St.Albans where it is common lingo.

'yo safe negroid.

'wagwarn negroid.'

by Jack Da Rippa May 13, 2005

k swiss

piss, urinate, this is rhyming slang. k swiss is a popular urban shoe brand but is commonly used as a politer way of saying 'piss' or just to sound 'safe'. It can also just be shortened to k which means the same.

'oh shizzle nizzle i deperate for a k swiss'

'yo negroid im just rollzing to go for a k

by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005

illting

this is basically a longer version of the ghetto word 'ill' its is an eclamation of joy or a word used to describe something that issick heavy or very good.

girl: i am gonna suk ur dik boi!
boy : ILLTING!!

'have u heard dat new Jack Da Rippa tune? it's Illting!

by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005