Jack Bozdog's definitions
by Jack Bozdog August 3, 2006
Get the CANUSAmug. by Jack Bozdog November 27, 2006
Get the self-heating sleeping bagmug. Yeah! I fucked the Hell out of Mary last night!
Wow! I bet it was great seeing her naked!
Well, she does look pretty damn good naked, but, she must stuff her bra or wear falseys or somethin', she is definitely an ostrich dude.
Wow! I bet it was great seeing her naked!
Well, she does look pretty damn good naked, but, she must stuff her bra or wear falseys or somethin', she is definitely an ostrich dude.
by Jack Bozdog December 10, 2006
Get the Ostrichmug. A SportSlut who charges money is a "Sportstitute".
by Jack Bozdog August 3, 2006
Get the SportSlutmug. Erectilly Disfunctional penis.
by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006
Get the ED johnsonmug. One long, continuous turd purposefully left in the toilet by its former owner as a "trophy shit".
It spirals around the inside of the bowl, showing those who enter the John Q. Public afterwards just how supremely talented, artistic, and considerate, its manufacturer is.
It spirals around the inside of the bowl, showing those who enter the John Q. Public afterwards just how supremely talented, artistic, and considerate, its manufacturer is.
KAREN: Wow, that was fast!
WILLY: Yeah, well, I didn't use the John, because there was a coiled snake in one stall ...
KAREN: A coiled snake! Oh my God! Did you tell the manager?
WILLY: No, honey, someone left a big, huge, turd in the John. It stunk like Hell, and I wanted to flush it, but it was laying on top of a gigantic TP plug. And the other toilet had john cummings on the seat.
KAREN: Whose that?
WILLY: You know (doing a "jerk off" motion) like "dick cummings" or "peter cummings" but on the john.
KAREN: Oh.
WILLY: On the way back, I'm checking out the gas station across the street, maybe they take better care of their John Q. Public!
KAREN: I get it! You mean CUSTOMERS, right?
WILLY: Yeah, well, I didn't use the John, because there was a coiled snake in one stall ...
KAREN: A coiled snake! Oh my God! Did you tell the manager?
WILLY: No, honey, someone left a big, huge, turd in the John. It stunk like Hell, and I wanted to flush it, but it was laying on top of a gigantic TP plug. And the other toilet had john cummings on the seat.
KAREN: Whose that?
WILLY: You know (doing a "jerk off" motion) like "dick cummings" or "peter cummings" but on the john.
KAREN: Oh.
WILLY: On the way back, I'm checking out the gas station across the street, maybe they take better care of their John Q. Public!
KAREN: I get it! You mean CUSTOMERS, right?
by Jack Bozdog June 25, 2006
Get the coiled snakemug. 1. Member of the Meat Processers' Union.
2. Member of the Internet Advertisers' Union.
3. Hamsters raised by MacDonald's to become "chicken" nuggets.
2. Member of the Internet Advertisers' Union.
3. Hamsters raised by MacDonald's to become "chicken" nuggets.
PETER: Damn these chicken nuggets are good!
BOBBY: (mumbling) Poor spamsters.
PETER: What did you say?
BOBBY: Oh, nothing.
BOBBY: (mumbling) Poor spamsters.
PETER: What did you say?
BOBBY: Oh, nothing.
by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006
Get the spamstermug.