catsup

Supposed to be the same as "ketchup', ie, a condiment made from tomatoes. Hello! Is anyone in there? Wake up! It's Cat soup! It says so, in fricanese, right on the label!

AT FELINE ADOPTION CENTER:

SAD GIRL: "I am so sad, I need to get rid of my cat because I am moving into an apartment where no pets are allowed."

ATTENDANT: "Everything will be fine. We'll find a nice home for her."

SAD GIRL LEAVES.

ATTENDANT: "The bitch left, here's another cat for the giant CATSUP (cat soup) blender!"

by Jack Bozdog July 02, 2006

faux 'mo'

A guy who seems gay, but isn't.

PETER: Joe ax like a total fag, butt, he's married. Is he bisexual?

BOBBY: I think he's just a faux 'mo', you know, a fem man.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

ED johnson

Erectilly Disfunctional penis.

I tried to fuck Sally, but, I drank so much that I got an ED johnson.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

SportSlut

A sports athlete groupie. Someone (usually a chick) who loves to have sex with sports athletes.

A SportSlut who charges money is a "Sportstitute".

by Jack Bozdog August 03, 2006

Camming

Cruising in your Camaro.

The Chevy Camaro is coming back. Soon I'll be able to do my Camming in a brand new car!

by Jack Bozdog December 10, 2006

earguardless

When you need to wear hearing protection, but you don't.

A J Foyt is almost deaf because he drove racecars for 20 years earguardless.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

888

SCOTTY EVIL: Dad, why does Fat Bastard have warpaint on his face and an 888 on his forehead?

DR. EVIL: Scotty, I assume yoh have heard of the significance of the number 666?

SCOTTY: Yeah, duh, 666 is the Mark of the Beast!

DR. EVIL: Riiight. And 888 is the Mark of the Feast. Fat Bastard is getting ready to go to Old Country Buffet.

SCOTTY: Oh, I get it.

888 = ate, ate, ate!

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006