Ed Wood. Ed = Erectile Dysfunction. Wood = Erection. A misnomer? An oxymoron? A cuntradickshun? No, Ed wood = a viagara dependant erection.
GERTRUDE: Grandpa has been an "Ed Johnson" for a couple of years, if you know what I mean. But, he recently started taking viagara, and he's become an "Ed Wood" lately. Even a "Tiger Wood"!
CINDY: Gee, thanks for telling me, Grandma. That was really a whole lot more than I never wanted to know.
CINDY: Gee, thanks for telling me, Grandma. That was really a whole lot more than I never wanted to know.
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Wow! I bet it was great seeing her naked!
Well, she does look pretty damn good naked, but, she must stuff her bra or wear falseys or somethin', she is definitely an ostrich dude.
Wow! I bet it was great seeing her naked!
Well, she does look pretty damn good naked, but, she must stuff her bra or wear falseys or somethin', she is definitely an ostrich dude.
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Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.
Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.
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(1) Japanese cars before 1970 are Jap crap. In the 1970's they dramatically improved. By 1980 Japanese cars were great.
(2) Karate is Jap crap! Judo and Jujitsu are Japtastic!
(2) Karate is Jap crap! Judo and Jujitsu are Japtastic!
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Get the Jap crap mug.SCOTTY EVIL: Dad, why does Fat Bastard have warpaint on his face and an 888 on his forehead?
DR. EVIL: Scotty, I assume yoh have heard of the significance of the number 666?
SCOTTY: Yeah, duh, 666 is the Mark of the Beast!
DR. EVIL: Riiight. And 888 is the Mark of the Feast. Fat Bastard is getting ready to go to Old Country Buffet.
SCOTTY: Oh, I get it.
DR. EVIL: Scotty, I assume yoh have heard of the significance of the number 666?
SCOTTY: Yeah, duh, 666 is the Mark of the Beast!
DR. EVIL: Riiight. And 888 is the Mark of the Feast. Fat Bastard is getting ready to go to Old Country Buffet.
SCOTTY: Oh, I get it.
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