crispy

A deragatory term for a "christian."

Don't answer the door, it's just a crispy trying to sell their bible magazines.

by Jack Batemaster January 08, 2006

Abs

Shortened slang term for "Absinthe", a hallucinogenic, Balz(TM) tripping alcoholic beverage.

Hey bartender, bring me another Abs!

by Jack Batemaster January 07, 2004

Leatherman

A gay man who is extremely buff, has a flat top haircut, a handlebar mustache and loves to wear leather. They are especially fond of leather chaps.

I met that Leatherman over at The Cuff and he had a nice thick handlebar mustache.

by Jack Batemaster January 07, 2004

swoosh

The buttocks indent in tight pants of someone who has a lot of butt sex.

That guy in leather pants sure has a deep swoosh.

by Jack Batemaster January 08, 2006

threepac

A three pack of condoms. A word play on Tupac.

I needed the whole threepac on that date.

by Jack Batemaster January 08, 2006

chirps

A type of DJ scratch that involvies fast "wicky wicky" scratches while only allowing the forward or backward sounds being played by manipulating the fader or transformer.

It's difficult to perform chirps to fast music.

by Jack Batemaster January 05, 2006

acid rock

In the 1970's and 1980's, what older people used to call heavy metal and hard rock. Now most of those people are dead, but sometimes you'll hear someone say it at the retirement home.

Junior, cut your sideburns and stop listening to that Acid Rock or you'll start worshipping Satan!

by Jack Batemaster January 07, 2006