Jack's definitions

23 Morty

the Highest number in the world;the Highest number ever;the Highest number there is

yo that shit kicks ass times 23 morty!!

by jack May 26, 2004

script kiddie

Some spotty n00b who uses crap like Sub7 and thinks he's a legend.

These people need a good slap, and give professional crackers and programmers a bad name.

Despite what you may hear, good crackers don't often get caught. The people that get caught are dipshit n00bs who don't know enough about what they are doing to cover their tracks.

These people make me sick.

"I PWNED j00"
"shut up before i shut you up, you iliterate moron"

by Jack July 16, 2004

shub

although known as a plant, it can also be known in some case's a hooker or whore,

you are a slut and a shub

by jack July 18, 2003

little pissant

worthless shit eating piece of crap stanky pussy.

"you're a fucking little pissant."

by Jack October 7, 2004

meat wallet

meaty pussy

damn.....her meat wallet smelled like meat loaf

by jack January 28, 2003

Marzipan

n:Homestar runner's girlfriend.
likes to sing, loves animals, hates meat.

"what should I get Marzipan for her birthday?"

by jack November 26, 2003

Narb

literally, "no apparent reason boner";
also used to generally define an erection; a stiffy

It was unfortunate that I had a huge narb when the teacher called me to her desk.

by Jack September 21, 2003