Jack's definitions

OTF out the front

type of knife where a sliding of a switch causes a blade to come out of the front of the knife handle, not the side.

I stabbed the thief with my otf knife

by jack December 5, 2003

bonified

A word used by people who don't know the proper spelling of "bona fide", like Sheila Marikar of ABC News.

"The movie made$31 million in its opening weekend and transforming "Grey's Anatomy's" Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star"

by jack May 14, 2008

Free Country, USA

A made up land somewhere in America "ruled" by the King of Town.
contains a small, upstart land known as Strong Badia

Welcome to Free Country!

by jack December 11, 2003

JBond

The administrator of the Comingsoon.net boards.

w00t, JBond pwned those spammers.

by Jack December 30, 2003

big b

a big flamming homo names brad binkly who lives in surrey B.C and loves to suck on hairy chink cock...

big b is a flamming flamer

by jack January 8, 2005

rolling stone

A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.

I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.

by Jack November 4, 2003

sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me

mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.

by jack January 25, 2004