One whom you may only legally target for a shag after the consumption of ten pints of strong lager or alcohol equivalent due to her extreme level of ugliness.
A person of extreme psychotic tendancies, and an exceptionally dry sense of humour. Often highly clever, and funny although they don't mean to be. May well be a maths teacher or college student. Or both.
"Have u seen Mr. Manning recently! He's such a wombat when hez angry!"
A fruity flavoued alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females. Also known as bitch piss. Consumed in vast quantities by 15-yr old girls with way to much make up and nowhere near enough clothing.
"What ARE you drinking? Not another alcopop! Go get a realdrink!"