Jack's definitions

shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.

Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode

by jack December 9, 2002

Rort

Rort: (verb/noun) To rort.
I rort, you rort, he rorts, we rort, you all rort.
Meaning: To have-it'. To partake in 'the rort' is to appreciate the funner things in life, predominately grog and Michael Jackson.
Examples: Last night I was on the rort. Saturday I got completely rorted. Let us rort.(religious/ceremonial). The rort is on. That was some exceptionally fine, London rort.
Derived from the Latin: Rortus - meaning, 'to have had a skin-full'.

Last night I was rorted

by Jack December 17, 2003

rapid

a person with extreme speed and always wins everything so everyone hates them

aww look, its rapid emily, wats she doing?

by jack October 12, 2004

10 pinter

One whom you may only legally target for a shag after the consumption of ten pints of strong lager or alcohol equivalent due to her extreme level of ugliness.

"Jese, check out that 10 pinter! easy shag or what?!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

chili shits

The flaming end to a hot bowl of chili.

Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten that four-alarm chili. I had the chili shits all night.

by Jack August 5, 2006

Face Wave

When someone punches another person so hard, their face waves painfully.

Dude, that guy punched him so hard, he did a face wave.

by JACK January 22, 2005