Definitions by Jack

so-titties 

Very thin woman, with very large brests.

Check it out dude, she is so-titties.

so-titties by jack July 27, 2003

almy 

Something that retards or holds back. To slow down or hold-up.

Try as he might, the cop couldn't catch me because he was almyed by his bullet-proof vest.

almy by jack July 24, 2003

hoorj~ 

general substitute for "hooray".

"i win! HOORJ~"

hoorj~ by jack July 22, 2003

Fail 

either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.

1] "you actually bought that? FAIL"
2] "this movie fails."

Fail by jack July 22, 2003

FUJie 

Bandwidth Monkey Extraordinaire!

FUJie: Uh oh, the ISP called again, it's time to tell em the kids are downloading too many movies and i will make them stop immediately ;-]

FUJie by jack July 19, 2003

shub 

although known as a plant, it can also be known in some case's a hooker or whore,

you are a slut and a shub

shub by jack July 18, 2003

turned on 

1)to have an erection
2)to become excited

man did you see the way she was lookin?
i got sooo turned on

turned on by jack July 17, 2003