divx

1) Format (codec) for digital video (.avi) files that uses lossy compression. DivX was created by reverse-engineering the MPEG4 format. DivX is known for being able to create high-quality video with very small file sizes. The makers of DivX claim it can reduce a DVD to 10% of its original size and be virtually indistinguishable from the original.

2) Acronym for "Digital Video Express", the failed DVD rental format from Circuit City. They way it worked was once you "activated" the Divx DVD movie, it would lock you out after 48 hours, at which point you could unlock it for another 48 hours, or buy the full movie and unlock it permanently. Never really caught on, mainly because you could only play Divx movies on Divx-enabled DVD players.

1) "You should encode the movie with Divx so you get a small file with good quality"

2) "Haha, you actually bought a Divx player from Circuit City? What, were they out of Betamax players?"

by Jack May 13, 2005

lita

wwe diva

litas great

by jack April 16, 2004

volta

volta: italian physicist created the volt system, and named it.

also a river in central ghana

volta invented the volt

we kayaked the volta's rapids

by jack May 13, 2005

rolling stone

A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.

I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.

by Jack November 04, 2003

sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me

mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.

by jack January 25, 2004

audible

Farting out loud, usually when intending otherwise and wearing headphones.

Via instant message: FUCK! I just called an audible here in the office.

by jack October 07, 2003

nipple-clamps

pressure device applied to nipples to create pain which produces pleasure.
clothespins{clover-clamps

She often wore her nipple-clamps while working at the computer to put her in the mood.

by Jack May 17, 2004