Jack's definitions

Fucktardjous

Like Retarding. As in someone is a retard.

'You Fucktardjous Milkman'
'How Fucktardjous!!'

by Jack June 26, 2004

village

To describe an antiquated process or commodity that you can see.

A Pedal-Powered Electricity Generator? How village!

by Jack June 27, 2004

little pissant

worthless shit eating piece of crap stanky pussy.

"you're a fucking little pissant."

by Jack October 7, 2004

genital scurf

the flaky discharge from the pubic region traditionally caused by the itchies and scratchies.

see also genital dander

this bitch had a mound of genital scurf up in her drawers!

by Jack October 7, 2004

Canada

1. The best country in the world. 2. A very cold place located mostly above the 49th parallel. 3. Also known as the birthplace of professional hockey, maple leaf flag, Molson beer and the "I am Canadian" rant as well as the Mackenzie bros. 4. A country with more than 2.5 times as much land and with 1/10th the population of the US, making it that much nicer.

Oh, Man, god bless Canada, eh? What a beautiful place we live in.

by Jack October 7, 2004

rapid

a person with extreme speed and always wins everything so everyone hates them

aww look, its rapid emily, wats she doing?

by jack October 12, 2004

play

To smoke cigarettes or marijuanas

Hey, lets go play out back.
Lets go play motherfuckers

by jack October 12, 2004