Jack's definitions

onice

Strange slang meaning too good to be eaten.

RTFM, its not an acronym, its the LAW! says:
noes, you're too onice to eat baby

by Jack August 14, 2004

lesbian seagull

A female seagull that is sexually attracted to other female seagulls.

Come fly with me, lesbian seagull

by Jack August 3, 2004

wang long

A chinese name. Also means long dick.

I see you have a wang long, may I suck on it?

by Jack December 29, 2003

Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.

Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.

by Jack February 12, 2005

paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

by Jack September 12, 2005

Bradner

one who tries with all their known human capacitites to be funny and fails miserably.

Man that stupid bradner thinks he's sooo funny with his "gin and juice" and "crackalackin"

Gosh that kids not even funny, he's such a Bradner!!

by jack October 19, 2004

MoHo

A Morman Ho, also see Carly Kendrick

That girl is the biggest MoHo!

by Jack November 12, 2004