smackle

The sound a penis makes when it is slapped against one's forehead.

The sound of a dicksmack.

I heard a smackle in my mom's bedroom.

by Jack January 26, 2004

flappin the crap hamper

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

by jack February 08, 2003

jerkalope

an extreme jackalope who shows all of the properties of a jackalope but more so

any person who everybody hates to the utmost, typically a criminal

by jack December 07, 2003

wii

Nintendo's new name for their latest videogame console, formerly known as the Revolution.

Nintendo's coming out with a new videogame console? Wii!

by Jack May 10, 2006

lrig

Girl backgrounds - a female yob - because yob is boy backwards

dat bitch is no good for you she's an lrig for christ's sake!

by Jack October 30, 2004

ranch tooth

Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.

Just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!

by Jack September 05, 2005

a skanky ass hoe

Slut that will do anything (for free/money) you tell her to.

cocksuckers

by Jack September 04, 2003