Jack's definitions

doom 3

1.) the third game in the series Doom from Id Software.
2.) the greatest game ver created.
3.) one scary ass game.

I almost crapped my pants playing Doom 3 last night it was so scarey.

by jack August 4, 2004

CD

Short for Clearly Diluted.

Man, that's he's so CD.

by Jack April 10, 2003

SLIIIIIIICE!!!!!

Adj.
1. used to define a moment of intensity.
2. said in times of great luck or happiness.

1. Yo that car just clipped us, SLIIIIIICE!!!!!
2. Your passing that this way, slice!
3. Is that my beer you're drinking Jack, that's a slice!!!!

by Jack April 4, 2005

emzay

a girl with weird pink hair who likes crappy bands like busted but isnt that bad really. she can write pretty well

oh emzay behave

by jack February 7, 2004

field hockey player

a twenty-something female of substantial size.

The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player

by jack September 4, 2004

whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 5, 2006

ball slapper

when your balls slapp against your girls theighs when your have sex

i hope i don't have a ball slapper with you

by jack March 8, 2003