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hot dog poisoning

when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit
i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning
by jay July 18, 2003
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fruit bowl

when a naked man places his cock and balls between his legs so that they appear to be a banana and two plums in a fruit bowl when seen from behind.
in addition, when he is seen from in front, he will look like a lady with no tits!
steve-o from jackass couples this move with the helicopter.

buffalo bill show you the front on silence of the lambs
by jay January 8, 2004
mugGet the fruit bowlmug.

crap ass

"that's crap ass!"
by Jay April 18, 2003
mugGet the crap assmug.

pukaki

A form of which when another releases his/her fecis on another's face while making forms of having sex, or just being plain fucking sick.
Wow, pukaki from everywhere, whod know it would end up there.
by Jay February 9, 2004
mugGet the pukakimug.

power trip

Someone, typically at work, who has higher powers over most people they work with. This higher power (usually a manager or someone's boss) tends to go to their head causing them to "Power trip" and abuse their rights as a manager/boss/owner. Such as picking on people or making their lives difficult, "Just because they can." is a person who is on a Power Trip.
"That police officer walks around like he owns everything around him."
by Jay June 2, 2004
mugGet the power tripmug.

Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.
I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.
by Jay August 4, 2003
mugGet the Turtlehead Pokemug.

lunchbox

Let's go, lunchbox!
by Jay December 8, 2002
mugGet the lunchboxmug.

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