JaY's definitions

Afroman

the hordest and craziest nukka alive! he be smoking that bomb chron-dizzle!

Can't get drunk. Can't get blunted. LA County, 95 hundred.
Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars.
Them peckerwoods don't want none, but the Mexican's straight own one.
Them Essays, (???) that Essays always try to test me,
So I jumped off the bed, cause I ain't no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk.
Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in.
Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin' shit cause I want some more.
Back in town, we get along with the brown. Now I'm in jail, they tryin' to beat me down.
Jail is hell, but I'll adapt. Won't hesitate to get in a scrap.
'Cause I'm down for mine, and that's for certain, sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'.

by jay November 25, 2004

hilation

the highlighted section of a document. usually refers to as all the anoying facts a teacher or boss has required one to look through and remember.

there were almost 2 pages of just highlations in this paper!

by jay July 23, 2004

hwing

vb. the action of doing one's homework (used in messaging)

dude, leave meeh alone, im hwing

by Jay June 23, 2004

deekhed

dikhead

u deekhed

by jay October 24, 2003

eat me

An insult, expressing disapproval or disgust.

When the boss told me I was fired, I told him to 'eat me!'

by Jay May 13, 2005

smoove

cool, slick, without stress with a whole lot of game. Organized to point of envy. Nice like a Lincolns ride.

That brother has a smoove ass shot.

Them rims are smoove as a mu-uh fucker!

by Jay December 2, 2003

Pasadena Mudslide

when one farts while titty fucking a girl, and it leaves a brown smear between her breasts.

When i was titty fucking Sue, she heard me fart, and knew a pasadena mudslide was occuring.

by Jay November 25, 2003