JaY's definitions

west

Similar to sweded or blitzed. To be west is to be fucked.

Big Mellor's head is west

by JaY January 20, 2003

upper decking

The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl

Taking a shit in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.

by Jay December 26, 2003

pearl jam

1. Kick-ass band that hail from Seattle, who write and perform brilliant 'guitar music' (not just Rock). Release reasonably priced 'official' bootlegs of all their concerts (discounted to fan club members) to beat the black-market scum.

2. Semen.

1. I went to see Pearl Jam at Wembley. It was the best concert I have ever attended.

2. Hey girl, would you like me to spread some Pearl Jam on your buns?

by Jay April 16, 2004

xeelee

Baryonic Lords

Even as baryonic lords of our universe, this was a conflict that would end in defeat for the Xeelee.

by Jay November 9, 2003

crackrat

Background unknown. Means crack-cocaine dependent prostitute.

There's way too many crackrats on Spencer Place.

by Jay June 18, 2005

ripped like jesus

someone that is buff, strong, cut, jesus was a carpenter and was probably really strong

damn, that man is ripped like jesus

by jay April 18, 2003

nofx

Possibly the greatest punk band very talented for all of those who say they arent Talent NOFX songs:Stickin My Eye,The Decline,Irrationality of Rationality,hobophobic

people who dont like NOFX can fuck off

by Jay July 29, 2003