JaSoN's definitions

molesta

see: R Kelly

"Fiesta, Fiesta, remixed by R Kelly Child Molesta.

by jason June 2, 2003

roya

Roya hot ass persian girl who is usually the best looking girl you can find. She is any guy's dream fantasy (hence the definition of her name in Farsi is "fantasy) usually she has dark hair eyes makes her mysterious and sexy.

Holy crap...i just saw a Roya...and DAMN did she look fine!

by Jason November 29, 2004

Haterade

A drink similar to gatorade but much tastier and they drink it when they are Mad.

Fucker! dont call me a bitch! "drinks some haterade"

by Jason August 23, 2004

punk ass bizitch

what it says.

you ain't nuttin but a punk ass bizitch

by jason May 30, 2003

Pwnface

(verb) - To destroy, deride, defame, or degrade.

"If that guy looks at me again, I'm gonna pwnface his dental work."

by Jason March 24, 2005

chief

The metamorphosis from a mild-mannered engineer to a raging-alcoholic degenerate.

John began to chief after his 5th shot of Beam.

by Jason December 24, 2003

virus

something your mom has right now.

man, i went to go fuck your mom last night, until she told me of the damn virus she got from you cousin last week. damn her!

by Jason February 2, 2005