Jetta

Very cool car (especially the old ones, Mk2 and the rare Mk1), damn fast and sleek looking. The new ones are a little girly, but still beat the doors off of 90% of Civics out there.

There goes one fast 92 16v.

by Jason September 8, 2003

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

mammyrammer

An inbred dumbass that likes to poke his mother.

A moron of the highest order; someone of low intellect and devoid of common sense

by Jason August 14, 2003

shnell

A lying or deceiving person, usually fat

fuckin shnell, lying cunt

by jason August 26, 2003

neetu

a brown girl from woodhaven queens.

neetu has a friend named angelina.

by jason August 24, 2004

bumsalo

Generally a stupid person, who does not know much. This person is also extremely lazy.

Man, Shawn is such a bumsalo!

by Jason March 7, 2005

jit

a young muthafucka that don't know shit

man that fool a jit

by jason June 11, 2004