JaSoN's definitions

Bobum

A slightly higher level of intelligence than a bum.

Gob the bum watches TV all day. While Jom the bobum watches and talks about TV all day.

by Jason April 23, 2003

Cake

cocaine and ketemine

when you mix the two drugs... cocaine and ketamine... you get this batter ...

by Jason February 2, 2005

free republic

See Also: Hypocrisy
Free Rebublic is a particularly disgusting web site which is anything but "Free". The excuse made for the rampant censorship which takes place there regularly is most often that it is a privately owned site and thus not obligated to refrain from erasing any trace of thought that goes against it's own grain. OK. Fine. But don't claim that posts aren't erased and ideas aren't censored, because they are. Try a google search for "Free Republic Censorship", or even just "Free Republic". There are plenty of victims of this Orwellian memory hole out there. I know. I'm one of them.

see: www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1330481/posts

I tried to set the record straight for my friend Phil, and I was censored and banned THREE TIMES withing half an hour.

by Jason February 10, 2005

oxes

1.) plural noun, meaning a collection of large cow-like pack animals.
2.) noun, meaning an awesome indie band. they use very odd beats, and excellent guitar work, and put on a hell of a live show.

1.) we rode our oxes to the show
2.) we saw the oxes at the show


oxes suck coxes
-the oxes.

by jason October 2, 2004

monkey pussy

The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.

Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny

by jason January 26, 2004

Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger was a terrible child murderer who, in his death became a horrible dream murderer, murdering people in their dreams, only to keep ressurecting himself, freddy krueger is an unstoppable force of evil.

"The cops knew something...i heard them mention a name...freddy...freddy krueger." - Freddy Vs Jason (2003)

by Jason August 20, 2003

mouse arrest

Getting grounded from the family computer.

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio

by Jason September 8, 2004