JaSoN's definitions

stump

They Call him Stump because he his All Root!

Some walk up and put it in, Stump puts it in and walks up.

by Jason September 10, 2004

Jaydeath

Jaydeath - A comic book character based on the coolest person in the world. The character is a bounty hunter, but the true person is a professional ninja that protects North Woodmere from other ninjas at night.

"Jaydeath sliced that other ninja's balls off"

by Jason February 2, 2005

shelfass

When someone is really really fat and their ass sticks out and it looks like a shelf. You can put pictures, lamps, or even write a paper on it.

Fat big assed people, usually woman

by Jason February 20, 2005

Wassel

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.

Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.

by Jason February 24, 2004

sunjay

To be a pimp and gangsta at the same time.

You a sunjay.Im a sunjay right now.IM gonna become a sunjay.

by JAson April 9, 2005

chattman

hairy assed girl who always has her fucking underwear hanging out and acts like it's an accident.

chattman's a slut.

by jason April 26, 2004

Badussy

But, Ass, Dick, and Pussy! The mixture of sex smells.

Damn, this room smells like Badussy!

by Jason August 29, 2003