glahgle

The act of either doing something relevant to a definite subject, doing something irrelevant to a definite subject, or not doing anything at all, be it relevant or irrelevant to a definite subject.
"The glahgle broke."
"I broke the glahgle."
"Where do you want me to put this glahgle?"
"What the phuck is a glahgle?"
"Glahgle glahgle glahgle glahgle."
by jared September 10, 2004
mugGet the glahglemug.

cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.
(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.
by Jared February 21, 2005
mugGet the cocksketballmug.

hibbidy hap

yo i did the hibbidy hap with that chick last night
by jared December 04, 2004
mugGet the hibbidy hapmug.

swelve

If your too drunk to say eleven and you want to say twelve there's swelve.
"I drank swelve bottle's of wiskey"
by jared December 06, 2002
mugGet the swelvemug.

woey

abother name for a vag
by jared September 04, 2004
mugGet the woeymug.

Jit

Used as a mild herb in medicines
u got somma dat jit boi
by jared November 07, 2003
mugGet the Jitmug.

sandbar

The area between the dick and the ass. Also referred to as the grundle or gooch.
Please fondle my sandbar.
by Jared April 16, 2003
mugGet the sandbarmug.