nail

verb: to penetrate with penis

verb: to screw financially
1. I nailed her 3 times last night.

2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.
by Jake March 07, 2004
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ryme

carol and jordan like to ryme on saturday night cuz they have no lives
by jake November 02, 2003
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ryme

carol and jordan have no friends so they had to make up rymes
by jake November 02, 2003
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cow

1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)
1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV

2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats

3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.
by Jake February 21, 2004
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cow

1. woman with large breasts (udders) and teats (nipples)

2. diesel locomotive (in North America);there is also a calf...a diesel locomotive without the "diesel", its merely a lower, more-squat locomotive, no cab, no diesel, just the electric traction motors. The cow has the disel engine(s) so called the prime mover, as well as the electric traction motors which drive the wheels. Occasionally the term slug is used in place of calf; the slug has the electric traction motors, is squat, with no cab, no diesel engine(s).
The 100-car consist was pulled by 2 cowes with their calves (calfs).
by Jake February 23, 2004
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thick

derogatory adjective, means not very bright (borderline to stupid)
Mary is a bit thick, she's not very smart, she couldn't get her thong on right.There are three holes and she always got one of the 2 WRONG ones around her waist.
by Jake January 30, 2004
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boobage

a reference to the volume, bounce, and cleavage of a set of breasts
Denise lacked the proper boobage for that dress.

Nancy's boobage is the very finest I've ever seen.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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