tattoo flash

Pictures of predesigned tattoos. Usually a sheet will be about 11x14 and have around 4-7 tats on it all conforming to a generic theme (knives, roses, hearts, etc...). Usually made to be put into notebooks and whatnot for people to pick from.

RandomGuy: I wanna get inked.

TattGuy: What d'ya want?

RandomGuy: I dunno, lemme take a look at your tattoo flash.

TattGuy: aight.

by Jake August 10, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits

During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.

by Jake February 03, 2004

whang

(noun) penis

(verb) male masturbation

See also wang.

I've had a long, hard day at the office; I'm going home to have a coupla shots of scotch , crawl into a warm bed, lube up and whang my whang.

by Jake March 24, 2004

Rocking The Cradle

where two males, do doggy style in the bed, while shaking the bed violently.

Austin, i heard u were rocking the cradle with ur dad last night

by jake August 07, 2004

strider

The grease between your legs after you go for a run.

Ah crap, need to shower, this shit smells

by jake May 04, 2004

dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

by jake December 23, 2003

sboog

A crappy idea or plan that would never work.

"That's the stupidest sboog i have ever heard!

by jAkE February 09, 2005