JaKe's definitions

voyeur

a person that likes to watch other people engage in sexual acts

dude i love watchin my exgirlfriend through her window havin sex

by jake June 19, 2004

bjung

An asian drum. Extremely simple to play. Often used in asian retard symphonies

I like to play the bjung!

by jAkE February 9, 2005

leek

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, cucumbers.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

bull shit

Used when disgusted or upset about something

1.When bobby was fired he remarked "This is bullshit!"

by jake November 30, 2004

size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate

Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

rudder slut

the less-pretty woman you take sailing with you. You keep her in the cockpit to tend the rudder. Her tits aren't nice enuff for her to be a deck bunny.

When the sun went down the rudder slut and I fucked outdoors in the cockpit.

by Jake February 3, 2004

sandgina

when a girl goes to the beach and gets a bunch of sand stuck in her vagina.

Olivia was playing in the ocean when a wave knocked her over and she got a load of sand up her pussy.

by jake May 13, 2005