JaKe's definitions

fat

one who enjoys cookies, chips, cake, and cholesteral sticks. fat people don't like exercise and they sweat after they walk from the pantry to the refrigerator.

i hear there's a sale at buskin

by jake January 19, 2005

winkie

noun;a person of diminished mental capacity

He's normal but his twin brother's a winkie, he was born second and was oxygen-deprived

by Jake February 17, 2004

hot box

noun, railroading term for an end bearing on a axle which has become extremely hot due to lack of lubrication.

A hot box is often the cause of a derailment (the train coming off the tracks)

by Jake February 3, 2004

ter

marijuana; cannabis sativa; derived from the language Jag

"Let's go smoke some ter."

by Jake January 6, 2005

head

a person in charge; a director or leader.

hey! its the head of microsoft

by Jake January 1, 2004

sealfuck

intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck

That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.

by Jake January 20, 2004

womb knocker

(noun) a penis long enough to bang into the tip of the cervix regardless of the sex position used

Karen felt ecstatic, she had finally found a man who fucked her with a womb knocker.

by Jake January 10, 2004