JaKe's definitions

unicorning

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass

My little pony unicorned me last night!

by jake August 6, 2004

Wet Nap

what you wipe your asshole and your twat with, right before you allow the guy to go down on you (assuming that you did have a bath or shower before the date started)

It was obvious we were going to have sex, I used a fresh Wet Nap for my ass, then another to wipe my pussy, just in case he wanted to go down on me.....Sara

by Jake January 20, 2004

gir bone

A girl that you would like to sleep with; derived from the language Jag

"Look at those lucktans on that gir bone

by Jake January 7, 2005

nightcream

nocturnal emission

I woke in a pool of jism, I'd had a wet dream leaving nightcream everywhere

by Jake March 5, 2004

GBJG

a character on atnw
a picture of a woman with her eyes wide and her mouth open goofily.
...like she is giving a goofy blowjob.

GBJB is so secxksy

by jake December 22, 2003

take it slow

what a woman sez she wants to do when she's reluctant to have sex with you. Same as go slow

On the second date she announced she wanted us to take it slow. Then I just KNEW that she was never going to fuck me.

by Jake February 28, 2004

Dick mailer

One who dilivers by the means of a post office, a dildo to a gay lover before butt sex.

Bob: Do you know why Abe sent me a dildo in the mail? That's kind of fruity.

Ron: Dude, you better hide or something. That fag's a dick mailer!

by JakE May 21, 2007