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unwritten law

Unwritten Law is one of the best bands out there

Unwritten Law are one of the few non-label whore bands
Are you going to the Unwritten Law concert?
by Jake December 19, 2003
mugGet the unwritten lawmug.

longford

by Jake August 2, 2003
mugGet the longfordmug.

assnozzle

Someone who produces thoughts that are similar to what comes out of their ass.
Listening to politicians speak convinces me that they're all a bunch of assnozzles.
by Jake March 12, 2005
mugGet the assnozzlemug.

shaved pussy

vulva is shaved, the area on the flat of the abdomen just above the mons may not be, or maybe shaved in a pattern such as a Gucci symbol, a landing strip, a heart or the boyfriend's initial(s)
She has a shaved pussy with "JH" carved just above her mons.
by Jake March 6, 2004
mugGet the shaved pussymug.

call me someday

something a guy sez to a girl if he doesn't really want to do anything with her except fuck her and even then she has to make the first move so that he knows up front she's a sure thing
she:"Can I see you again?"

he:"Yeah,call me someday"
by Jake April 26, 2004
mugGet the call me somedaymug.

affective shift hypothesis

Haselton, M. G. & Buss, D. M. (2001). Emotional reactions following first-time sexual intercourse: The affective shift hypothesis. Personal Relationships, 8, 357-369.
Abstract: This article develops the Affective Shift Hypothesis, which suggests that women experience positive affective shifts following first-time intercourse as a means to facilitate a longer-term, more committed relationship. The hypothesis predicts a negative affective shift in men who pursue a short-term mating strategy; this shift is hypothesized to function to curtail commitment by motivating the man to terminate the relationship.
177 Ss in Study 1 documented sex differences predicted by the affective shift hypothesis. 203 Ss in Study 2, using a somewhat different methodology involving reports of presex and postsex feelings, found that men with high numbers of sex partners, but not men with low numbers of partners, experienced a decrease in their partner's physical and sexual attractiveness following first-time sexual intercourse. In contrast, women, more than men, experienced increases in feelings of love and commitment following first-time sex.
by Jake January 16, 2004
mugGet the affective shift hypothesismug.

Yowzas

something to say when you hear something funny, exciting or interesting
Mike: Hey guys were gonna go play football!!
Robert: YOWZAS
by jake April 14, 2005
mugGet the Yowzasmug.

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