bonkie

Southern slang for ass

I slipped the vibe (vibrator) up my bonkie.

by Jake September 05, 2005

dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

by jake December 23, 2003

semen

ejaculate from the male penis; tastes like egg whites mixed with saltwater.Loved by some, hated by others.

He rubbed his cock head between the folds of her vulva, then as she began to get wet, he pressed inward, entering with progressively longer strokes. After a few moments he ejaculated his semen into her vagina

by Jake January 10, 2004

homicidal aficionado

a fan of murder.

Im the homicidal aficionado.

by Jake November 18, 2003

basketball booty

a female that has an ass that looks like 2 basketballs are stuffed into the back of her pants.

Azalea down at HOME DEPOT sure has got basketball booty.

by Jake March 06, 2004

Ugh Factor

A rating scale to determine someones fashion sense.

1 - Stylish, Fashionalbe, Well Dressed

3 - Tolerable, borderline, but considered good.

5 - The Beginning of stupidity

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Can also be used together with:
Douche Factor
Stupidity Factor
Hot Factor

Ugh Factor 10
Ugh Factor 5

Damn dude those are some dope shoes, totally an Ugh Factor 1.

by jake April 01, 2005

i, the passenger

an amazing thing, beauty in music.

they sound half as good as i, the passenger! i love them!

by jake February 04, 2005