mis.mika

a wuff pussy that smells wores than a skunk that shitted on it self
my mom is a mis.mika
by jack January 02, 2005
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Maeve

one who is pale

ghost like; albino

One with translucent skin and red eyes.
"HEY MAEVE! keep it down in there...your 12,000 brothers and sisters are trying to sleep in that lab, too."
by Jack December 28, 2004
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Lola

An exceptionally attractive foreign female.
Damn, look at that Lola, homie. She fine.
by Jack June 17, 2003
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smored

by Jack September 22, 2003
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gruelsome

of or relating to grueling
Boy is that gruelsome
by Jack March 29, 2005
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Marzipan

n:Homestar runner's girlfriend.
likes to sing, loves animals, hates meat.
"what should I get Marzipan for her birthday?"
by jack November 26, 2003
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ranch tooth

Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.
Just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!
by Jack August 13, 2005
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