JaCK's definitions

paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

by Jack September 12, 2005

ranch tooth

Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.

Just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!

by Jack September 5, 2005

jelly roll

When you carry a roll of $1 or other small denomination bills and put a $100 or other large denomination bill on top of it to make yourself appear much wealthier.

You think he's loaded? All he's got is a jelly roll.

by Jack June 19, 2005

blowie

a blow job that any person of the same or oppistite sex would give you preferably the opposite sex

o man she gave me a blowie last night!

by JACK June 17, 2005

homo

a derrogatory word used against someone attracted to the same sex - usually males

John: That guy is hot!

James: HOMO!!!!!

by jack May 13, 2005

muduh fuckah

like mother fucker. it is a cooler and nicer way for some to say it.

wut a muduh fuckah. he gave me an F

by Jack May 13, 2005

urethra bubble

urethra bubble, a blob of sperm which is stuck, then blows out like a bubble. is used to define someone who is being a real pain for it is painful.
can happen when kicked in the nuts too hard.

my kids are just a bunch of urethra bubbles. or the fucking uerthra bubbles are trying eat the paste

by jack May 13, 2005