JaCK's definitions

haxx0r

Some lamoid that thinks they're good because they know what TCP/IP is.

Most of the time people that claim to be "haxx0rs" are 14 year old boys who are too ugly to go out and have fun.

In contrast, the true crackers of the world (300 tops) are the ones actively exploitng software and helping corporations make their software secure.

Dumb-ass kids just use software tools written by crackers because they don't know the difference between an integer and a longword.

"haxx0rs" are usually dismissed as n00bs by experienced peoples.

"i r teh haxx0r!"
"pull the other one, charlie"
"i just haxx0red my m8s box!"
"yes, and i'm mr. mitnik. a tenner says you used NetBIOS"
"STFU n00b"

by Jack July 16, 2004

buttplay

deriving pleasure by inserting dildos, buttplugs, vibrators and other objects up the rectum. ass-fuckingbuttslut buttfuckinganal

Following his weekly enema he would often enjoy several hours of buttplay before cumming.

by Jack May 17, 2004

Face Wave

When someone punches another person so hard, their face waves painfully.

Dude, that guy punched him so hard, he did a face wave.

by JACK January 22, 2005

G-Sacamono

Expression used when talking on AIM to Bacon

Damn G-Sacamono! You're lookin sizzlin tonight.

by Jack February 11, 2005

boo boo

of less quality or for immediate use SEE bootleg,Ghetto

*common area of usage is cleveland but i took it to columbus

that homemade sled is very BOO BOO

by jack March 9, 2003

reef

Dirty non-fizzy alco-pop. comes in various 'flavours' none of which taste much like the fruit they're based on. Generally overpriced and found in the company of underage slags or trendy types who 'need' to have that new flavour

Orange reef. doesn't taste much like oranges

by Jack December 10, 2004

scuggan

a fairy discription of not very nice person. bacically, can be used as an insult.

wee scuggan- a small scuggan (note:person doesnt actually have to be small...)
achh... ya wee scugann- (word used in sentance)

by jack May 21, 2004