JaCK's definitions

Knerys

A Colorado girl who loves to spend time dancing, putting posters of Orlando up on her wall, and swimming.

Knerys came by my house today, she killed my cousin and stole our beer.

by Jack January 2, 2004

blowie

a blow job that any person of the same or oppistite sex would give you preferably the opposite sex

o man she gave me a blowie last night!

by JACK June 17, 2005

democratic republic

The United States' actual system of government, despite ignorant morons thinking we're either a complete democracy or a complete republic. We're actually a combination of the two.

George Bush still blows though.

by Jack December 12, 2004

cubbies

An endearing term for the Chicago Cubs.

(Back to the Future 2:) "Wish I could go back in time; put some money on the Cubbies!"

by Jack August 5, 2006

cumrag

1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates

1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?

by Jack September 26, 2003

jpeg

1) (noun) A format for compressed digital pictures.
2) (noun) An image file that uses the jpeg format

I send Grandma a jpeg of her grandkids.

by jack January 26, 2004

pearl jam

A good band, but album sales don't mean anything.

I like Pearl Jam, but I'm not shallow enough to base my opinion of 'the best band' on the record sales.

by Jack November 19, 2004