Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.
Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.
by Jack February 12, 2005
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cheeseburger

a form of currancy used by the impoverished to buy drugs
yo gotta any crack? i got these cheeseburgers man. man i suck yo dick
by jack March 09, 2003
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jackley

by jack November 12, 2003
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Majora's Mask

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.
1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.
by Jack January 31, 2005
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peligro

An un-needed warning regarding the safety of any foolish action.
Danger!
Peligro!
Do NOT clean the barrel of this gun with your tonsils.
by Jack April 30, 2003
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Fail

either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.
1 "you actually bought that? FAIL"
2 "this movie fails."
by jack July 22, 2003
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folmar nelson

sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's
i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson
by jack March 15, 2005
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