JaCK's definitions

Maeve

one who is pale

ghost like; albino

One with translucent skin and red eyes.

"HEY MAEVE! keep it down in there...your 12,000 brothers and sisters are trying to sleep in that lab, too."

by Jack October 5, 2006

whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 5, 2006

suck the white fox

Spoonerism for "Fuck the White Sox." Used mostly by the Sox's cross-town rivals, the Chicago Cubs.

Man, Cubs games are the best. Suck the White Fox.

by Jack August 5, 2006

baby bags

Boobies. What little babies and grown men want to suck on.

Mmm, I'd like to suck on her baby bags.

by Jack August 5, 2006

chili shits

The flaming end to a hot bowl of chili.

Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten that four-alarm chili. I had the chili shits all night.

by Jack August 5, 2006

manwidth

The diameter of one's penis, and a measure of meaty manliness. First coined in a comic by Penny Arcade. See Fat Pipes.

My manwidth drives the ladies wild.

by Jack August 5, 2006

boo boo baby

An unexpected pregnancy or child. Also the best term to explain to your bastard child why Daddy never comes to visit.

"Hey, have you seen Julie recently?"
"Yeah, looks like she got knocked up with a boo boo baby."

by Jack August 5, 2006